Never Trust a Hipster

Team Hipstamatic show their true colors once again by over-promising and under-delivering on what should have been a killed darling of an app. The resources they wasted on this distraction might help explain why they had to fire their staff and desperately try to fire sale tired old in-app bundles to keep the lights on (hipsters dont like the dark). I bet with all the time they spend not updating their crAPPs they must spend grooming some real fancy mustaches...

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